Ash Distortion

Distort Ash all you want. You know you don't like this Goody-Little-Too-Shoe!
Make him more ugly than he already is!
Just click-and-drag your mouse over the image. (bwhahhahahaha)
(If you had a Java-capable browser, you'd see a really cool applet here.)
AlexWarp applet by Alex Rosen -
Image owned by Renaisance Pictures and Bruce Campbell.
No offense was meant to any parties.