Distort Ash all you want. You know you don't like this Goody-Little-Too-Shoe!
Make him more ugly than he already is!
Just click-and-drag your mouse over the image. (bwhahhahahaha)
AlexWarp applet by Alex Rosen - http://www.axlrosen.net/
Image owned by Renaisance Pictures and Bruce Campbell.
No offense was meant to any parties.